literarystarbucks:

Horatio goes up to the counter with two buddies of his. They all want to split a venti white chocolate mocha, and decide amongst themselves that since Horatio is the only one who went to college, he should do the actual ordering. Horatio orders. When he turns back around, everyone else in the Starbucks is dead.

shakeitoffandout:

the phantom of the opera overture makes me feel things deep in my soul

you’re welcome

Girls are advised not to get drunk at parties, in case someone takes advantage of their decreased mental function and rapes them. If this does happen, well, they shouldn’t have been drinking.

Interestingly, boys are not advised not to get drunk in case the decrease in mental function and impulse control leads them to rape someone. If this does happen, well, you can’t blame them. They didn’t have control of themselves.

Anyway, the girl should have known better than to get drunk.

I’m logging back out again while I still can

Goodbye again everyone

talesofagardengnome:

kazi-is-amazing:

Planning a story

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Actually writing a story

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YES

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed."
— William Shakespeare (via vatnjotnr)
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The basic plot, which cannot be ignored even in the films, is that Harry, Hermione and Ron give up everything for their political struggle. They drop out of high school, they go illegal, defy the government, belong to an underground organization [The Order of the Phoenix], operate out of safe houses and forests and even raid offices of the government and banking offices. This is all done in principled opposition to the Dark Wizard Voldemort and a corrupt bureaucratized government that has been heavily infiltrated with his evil minions. This is revolutionary activity. But the movie version does not present it as such or emphasize these radical aspects of the plot, thereby entirely missing the dramatic sweep and action present in the first half of the last novel.

The novels recognize the importance of alternative media for political struggle. The mainstream press [The Daily Prophet] is shown as unreliable and unprincipled, eventually deteriorating into a fear-mongering propaganda machine for the Voldemort-controlled bureaucracy. For a while the alternative but above ground media [The Quibbler] publishes the real news, but it ceases to print after the daughter of the publisher is kidnapped. In the book, friends of Harry [Lee Jordan, with Fred and George Weasley as frequent guests] start broadcasting the real news from an underground radio station, encrypted with a password. This radio station becomes a critical link for the resistance, which is scattered and weak. Although we are treated to some radio broadcast updates in the movie, they are delivered by a disembodied and professional sounding voice, not our friends the Weasleys. This undermines the important message - a guiding principle behind the media coop - that in a serious situation it becomes necessary to produce your own media and not to rely on ‘professionals’.

The novel makes it clear that in this phase of the struggle the characters romantic lives take a backseat to their political activity, as Harry breaks up with the love of his life [Ginny Weasley] so as to avoid making her a target for Voldemort’s forces, who are known to use torture and kidnapping as tactics. The ‘love triangle’ that becomes the focus of the movie isn’t even really present in the books. In the books, the relationship between Harry and Hermione is totally platonic - Ron is shown as jealous, but the feeling is entirely without foundation. In the book Harry says to Ron: “I love her like a sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. It’s always been like that. I thought you knew” (pg 378, DH US Hardback). This conveys that men and women can be close comrades and friends without being involved romantically. But in the film, Harry and Hermione are shown dancing romantically, and Harry’s line to Ron about his brotherly feeling towards Hermione does not even make it into the film. This completely undermines the important message that jealousy is counter-productive and has toxic effects, which is an important feminist message for young people.

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clavid:

Omg the last one tho
clavid:

Omg the last one tho
clavid:

Omg the last one tho
clavid:

Omg the last one tho
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Omg the last one tho

clavid:

Omg the last one tho

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tea-and-tumblr:

productofasexican:

thadeusbecile:

daddythorin:

thadeusbecile:

if this post gets 500,000 notes, i’ll start a revolution in france

will you liveblog it

yes

will it be a musical?

les miserables 2: not enough of us died last time

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elrondy:

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

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